Pardon my rant and my break from this blog’s purpose, but maybe – if you read all the way to the end – you’ll make a connection like I did.
If anyone knows if such a school exists, please let me know so I can send a resume. I want to work there, I want to send my children there (re-send the oldest one), and I want to watch the students blow the kids from Appropriate school districts out of the water on all things related to Life.
Who wouldn’t love for their child to be immersed in a culture- and vocabulary-rich novel, and watch them Skype with students from other states and countries so they could discuss the different ways to view the character and the problem from other points of view, and hear them discuss with their friends how a book and an author helped shape them into the person that they always knew they needed to be…?
Oh, sorry. You can’t. The title has the word “ass” in it. Throw it out and ban it from any future conversations. But continue on with your television, commercials, movies, and video games where violence and murder are the vehicle for entertainment at the touch of a button.
I’ve recently downloaded the podcast “This American Life” on my phone and I listen to it in the car constantly now – I kinda short-circuit if a call comes through or I reach my destination because I have to put the stories on hold temporarily. It is a series of collections of short-stories, read by their authors…it’s SO great in so many ways. I just finished #379 Return to the Scene of the Crime, and I can’t help but think of my junior high students and the writing experiences that could come out of it if only the language was more appropriate.
Apparently the kids at one local Appropriate middle school had been reading “The Boy in the Striped Pajamas” but just had it ripped out of their tightly gripping hands because it was deemed “not an appropriate reading level for Advanced 6th grade students”.
I’m tiring of the word “appropriate” these days.
I went to a writing conference this past Tuesday and learned more, internalized more, and have done more with what I got from the presenter than EVER before in 17 years of being in this profession and going to conferences (zzzzz). One word to describe this presenter?….Mildly inappropriate. (okay, two.) And he worked magic.
The students at The Academy for Inappropriate Reading Levels and Writing Topics really learn stuff. I can only assume that their understanding of deeper and greater things and their desire to take risks and communicate significant (and insignificant) things in clever and crafty ways might outweigh the severe emotional damage done by hearing the word “ass” or learning compassion through children who knew no prejudices during the Holocaust when they’re 12 instead of 13.
NEW THOUGHT, RELATED TO OLD THOUGHT
Maybe this is what’s happening to me: I subconsciously know I’m going to make an exit from this job one day, sooner rather than later. I always thought I wanted to have a school named after me. Still not an unpleasant thought, and still not out of the question if I start my own school one day. But it’s a long-shot, and I don’t even know who the people are who our schools are named for, nor what they did to get it there. MAYbe, I want to go down in a blaze of glory. On my way out the door, I want to shake this place up, poke the bear, stir the pot – pick your idiom – so much that this district will never be the same, and there will be folk-tales whispered about me in Language Arts classrooms when their doors are shut. That would be much more my style.
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